In all seriousness, I want to post all my work on substance nine, but I can't seem to write a narrative that satisfies me, so I've just built the hell out of the world. I've defined factions, created dozens of new characters and powers, and laid out the whole workings of the magic system down to genetic likelihood. I've decided which companies profited in the aftermath of the break, and why they profited and even set their corporate agendas for the duration of the storyline and beyond. I know what the military is doing and how the characters will grow. Hell I have 52 issues worth of storylining followed by a timeskip, another fifty issues and an awesome conclusion.... but I can't manage to condense it into anything I can be happy posting for consumption....
  In short I need an artist, because it only makes sense to me comic form. I can see individual panels in my head, but all my attempts to draw them fuck up. I even know that I want the two dimensions to be done in visibly distinct art styles.
  I've spent a year living in another state, and I've thought of so much, hell, I even had time to sketch out a framework for a survival horror game and Write a whole D&D 3.5 campaign from levels 1-20, as well as plotting out a massive Exalted campaign as well. Frameworking, Character creation, Character development, World building.... all this I can do.... but I can't seem to type it up, because typing seems so goddamned official, and the way I write.... well....
  You know those black composition books? I've filled three and a big fat spiral notebook with notes. the notes make sense when I can sit and talk to other people, but there are little GAPS. Leaps of logic that I instantly connect when I read them. Leaps that I make better and better and grander and grander every time I look over my ideas. But without my brain as an answer key they're all discombobulated and Scatter-brained. They look like the disparate scrawlings of a lunatic.
I can't post them as is, and I can't seem to type them out either. I need someone to help me organize and edit and condense, but I'll never be satisfied. I'm not giving up, I'm just informing you of the roadblocks. As anyone who read the original pokemon coma theory thread may know... the best way to get me going is to ask a Question. I'll expand and expound.... I'll lay it all out and only throw a cursory glance at the written material.
  I want to write, I just don't know what questions to answer first, and in what order...

So I'm not dead. *Nyah*!